Why Yaga is mean =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- It was a nice and sunny day outside, so Irmeli decided to go out and do some strolling and probably bash few itty bittes, if he would be able to find any. Being a giant has some misadvantagies, and while stepping outside his small and cosy barn, he accidentally bumbed his head real hard to the ceiling of the doorway. Irmeli sweared bad and loud of his bad luck, for not wearing a helmet. One should always wear a helmet, never know if an itty bitty might drop down from a tree. This is something his friend Taliesin has said some time ago. Irmeli has never seen an itty bitty, but he was sure they were around somewhere, after all, why should Taliesin lie, and he just felt he must stamp one, for hasn't he bashed and mutilated every monster he has been able to find. Irmeli muttered 'Rumph helm', and went back inside the barn to fetch his worn iron pot helmet. Now, we all know giants aren't really smart. Irmeli stepped again through the doorway, carefully watching not to bumb his head again to the door, but managed to hit accidentally the doorstep and down did he go hurting his nose badly to the nerby rock. After rubbing his sore jaw and nose a while, Irmeli strolled onward the small path heading down the walley through the woods, watching carefully any sign of itty bitties. Suddenly he heard a yelp from down below. It appears he has stepped on something, probably an itty bitty - Irmeli thought, and quickly jumped backwards and hammered the greasy spot on the path with few solid blows just to be sure. Irmeli kneeled down and inspected the remains. Small orange beak was the only still recognizable part left on the ground and a small leather hat with a blue feather, just like what Taliesin used to wear, has rolled few foots from the corpse. Irmeli scratched his head and thought hard - it really wasn't one of those things he wast good at. Now what was Taliesin's hat doing here? All the sudden Irmeli heard someone or something moving in the big browny bush left to him, followed by happy giggling. Irmeli mauled one hard jab to the bush sending splattered remains of some poor itty bitty flying to the sky. He took a step backwards and lose his footing by slipping to the bloody moss on the path - let's not forget the beak too. Again, down fell Irmeli and finally hitting his head to a small tree. Irmeli cursed the Gods bad and loudly. Irmeli went into berserk and started bashing trees left and right, mutilating rabbits, toads, all kind of forest wild life and few happy not-so-lucky itty bittes. Now, Yaga heard this upon sitting on his throne and asked Irmeli what was going on. Irmeli ignored the Godly inquiries. Receiving no answer and being a sneering being, Yaga summoned forth a gigantic bolt of lightning, thus knocking Irmeli down on his knees. Yaga told Irmeli 'For fourteen days and fourteen nights shall you stay in your barn'. After that the itty bitty newbies were free to roar in the Sumu Zoo again.
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