Signs of mud addiction:
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1. You wonder when was the last time you saw your best friend.
2. To stay awake you drink 10 cups of coffee/day so you can mud longer.
3. You dream about mud.
4. Your worst nightmare is loosing your eq set to bug.
5. When you're at school/work you spend most of your time thinking about mud.
6. When you're in eq party and feel like you gotta go to bathroom,you hold
it back for another 30mins even if you almost pee your pants.
7. You eat very rarely.
8. Your gf bitches about you playing too much.
9. You wonder when your modem is gonna blow up.
10. You're outta cash because all your money goes to tps and paying phone bills.

Signs of Newbieness:
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1. You use lotsa ?'s and !'s
2. You just LOVE to use caps
3. If you loose eq worth 500k in crash you keep bitching and moaning about it.
4. You ask highbies to make exp for you.
5. You get killed by highbies.
6. You wonder what terms like 'wtf','imho' and 'btw' mean.
7. You ask the location of central square.
8. You keep killing 1k monsters because they are best cash.
9. You've only been to 3-5 areas in whole mud because you dont dare to explore.
10. You keep asking how big some monster is on mud channel.


Signs of Higbieness:
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1. You HATE newbie guts.
2. When reincing to 100% skillmax race you wonder if you should take +skillmax.
3. You've killed toughest monsies in the mud so many times you lost count.
4. You're bored.
5. You love to idle.
6. You're too tired to answer questions asked by newbies.
7. You get pissed really easily.
8. Your ego is HUGE and you got jesus complex.
9. You wonder 'where the fuck did I put that luci item'
10. Newbies ask you to do exp for them.

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