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Maximus is extremely hairy ape-like creature which can only pronounce simple
and short grunts suchs as 'JEAH!!' or 'WHOAH!!'. Empiric study revealed that
Maximus-like creatures have some basic intelligence, for example if you give
a banana to it you will receive love all  night  long.  Another  significant
finding on the study was that these creatures like to  mark  their territory 
with their own excrements and then blame others for it. Usually they try  to 
frame innocent minions such as skeletons,wraiths or demons. But for some yet
unknown reason lately they have blamed normal household pets such as dogs as  
well. If notice that your possessions have turned filthy and Maximus-like is 
present in the area blaming a dog make sure that you take the dog to vet  to 
make sure that it hasn't been molested.

Also it is known that these creatures like to hang out with creatures called
Dethkhain. If you meet these two together somewhere you should run  away  as
fast as you can since combined these two can corrupt your pure and  innocent
mind faster than a wizard can whisper 'zap'.

Now you have been warned,

  <3 Xiao (with a help of a sheep named 'Xyron' which managed to escape from 
	   cruelty and molestation of Maximus)

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